CDG

An unkempt vagina. Named after Charles de Gaulle airport, which smells of urine and is full of unwanted visitors. You can easily get lost in there, and will probably end up with a nasty rash.

Jeez, did you see that old homeless woman's CDG? Worst growler I have ever seen.

by tihead December 12, 2009

cdv

It means "see above". The evolution goes like this: see above >> see bove >> c buv >> c duv >> cdv.

red: then i pwned her with a stick
red: cuz she was being a bitch
blue: why did you do that?
red: cdv

by da_merv January 26, 2009

cdi

Can't do it. bottom line. period.
commonly used online.

terence:can i get a sip of that soda james?
james:can't do it(Cdi)

by arc block st April 26, 2011

cdb

someone who specializes in the field of being a douche bag and has several certificates all of such certificates are invoked by his niggas

Juan Sauceda Aka King Douche He hands out the degrees hisself.

nigs a bonified cdb son!
do work

by getdat January 27, 2008

CDT

Cuddle Transmitted Disease

"I cuddled with your dog and got fleas, my least favorite CDT."

by cuddler1 July 6, 2009

CDJ

Compact disc jockey, often crap.

example 1.
"I'm going to play one or two half decent tunes at the start and then play mainly annoying rubbish for the rest of the night". Said the CDJ.
example 2.
The youths would not go into the club as they felt that it was a meatmarket, they were also concerned that it only had a CDJ.

by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005

CDMF

Crop Dusting Mother Fucker

A person who intentionally leaves a room to fart, regardless of who is in the target room, usually to avoid stinking up their location and hide the fact that they are the person who farted.

"Oh my god that CDMF Dean did it again, it smells like he shit his pants!"

by Baner December 11, 2009