Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

Caleb Dixon

a person who writes weird semi-deep shit on urban dictionary thinking no one will ever see it

a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip

checkout out that guys reversible plastic yellow cowboy hat, he's definitely a caleb dixon

by jian gomeshi January 18, 2015

caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

by dxdxp December 22, 2016

Caleb

He is so kind and loving. He is very cute and he likes to mess around with his girlfriend. He can be shy sometimes but that’s ok. His eyes are like never before. He gives the best hugs in the whole world. He makes your head spin wild when he kisses you. He’s not very open with those close to him. He gives the best presents and he eats pizza out of a bowl. He’s 6 inches taller than his girlfriend. He’s shy towards his girlfriends mom but he’s more afraid of her dad. His eyes are the best shade of blue and you can get lost in his eyes. I love him so much and he is mine. I love you❤️

Caleb’s are great but this one especially is the best

by Kalynnebear July 1, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is a sexy person that is very attractive and has a good sence of humour and probabaly likes a girl that name starts with the letter A,B or Z. A Caleb is likes to get girls and will always work hard to get his girl.he hurts some people using his actions but he is a loving person.He also loves sports especially football,basketball,tennis and cricket

Dad:why is ther dog poo on the floor
Caleb:because shit happens.

by Richboii_100 July 11, 2019

Caleb

One of the most amazing people you’ll meet.

He has a great sense of humor, dark brown hair, and greenish-blue eyes. He will lift you up when you feel down. Caleb loves Hawaii and TikTok as well.

Fan: wow Caleb is the best!

by MissCoffeeLoverq July 16, 2019

Caleb

A cheating cunt that only thinks with there dick, shouldn’t date a Caleb or he will sleep with a pig nose bitch. Someone who as more forehead wrinkles then your grandmother

Pig nose bitch: he was just really nice and I told him he had a gf but that didn’t stop him.

The gf: your a stupid bitch

Caleb: I’m so sorry baby I’ll be the best bf ever x.

by Patrick star July 16, 2019