Pain Cake

To give a high amount of pain to another whilst wearing an American Football Jersey usually involving a football tackle/spearing

That fool didnt complete his report so I gave him a slice of Terry's special pain cake.

by Roustov April 16, 2008

nugget cake

The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.

Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?

Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!

Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.

by Bobb the Terrible January 3, 2011

scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

by Corey Jackson January 9, 2008

Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

state cake

a state cake is what niggas be makin in jail. it is a honeybun covered in mainly crushed up cookies,candybars, and other sweets. they taste good but are a waste of commisary items.

ay!, is dat nigga makin a state cake ova there cuz i sure am hungry. he betta brake bread

by inmate #282445 December 23, 2008

take the cake

To be an extreme or special instance, as if it wins a cake for being so extreme or special. Usually used in the form "I have seen/heard a lot of (variable), but (this) takes the cake." A common, but aging phrase in Scandinavian languages.

A: Did you see that girl?
B: Yeah. I've seen a lot of girls in my life, but she takes the cake.
A: I'd let her take the cake any day.
B: You're an idiot.

by Bennyishere January 12, 2009

Crumble Cake

1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.

2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.

"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."

by Fego May 26, 2008