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butter troll

A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.
Jay: "Hey Paco, look at that butter troll coming down the street."

Paco: "Yeah, why don't you go ask for her phone number?"
by CabronDeOz December 8, 2009
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Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.
Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.
by GC89 October 20, 2006
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churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.
“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.
by tenesmus September 11, 2016
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butter my biscuits

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"
by i love the bagina August 8, 2009
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butter face

The cheerleader is a butter face because her body was rockin but her face was hideous.
by paige -al November 26, 2006
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buttercouple

Derived from the term butterface. Refers to a ridiculously mismatched couple. Generally describes a hot chick dating an ugly guy.
Dude look at that girl he's with?!?! They're totally a buttercouple!
by Noam Lovinsky October 23, 2004
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butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.
The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.
by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012
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