Wee bum

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.

Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum

by Bucking boom boom February 1, 2020

bum gun

a more appropriate word for a bidet.

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!

by Big Lemon August 9, 2012

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

bum mint

A mint which freshens your rear end. "Bum mint" is used as a cuss. An abusive term.

It can also be used in a friendly way.

"You stupid bum mint".

"Aww, it's alright you bum mint."

by Waheey June 19, 2006

bum-upper

Slang word for male homosexual

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

by Dexterity August 10, 2006