Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022

X-Bruce-Lee

Autistic. Really autistic.

Someone: Have you seen X-Bruce-Lee
XBL: (autistic noises)

by Yes Yes No but Ok December 29, 2022

The Bruce Jenna

Whilst doing a man-gina. You snort lines and you transition between different types of drugs, within the line.

Bobby ya weak cunt, Your not man enough to do the Bruce Jenna.

I bet ya can't snort 'ketamine coccaine md oxy's ecstasy xanis speed Vallies and Meth all in one Line!!

I bet I can!
Good cunt!!!

by Johnny Rocka December 1, 2018

Wesley Bruce

Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️

Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around

by Brook Nunya December 8, 2018

Bruce Ketrick

A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.

I was out it’s the leader of the gang Bruce Ketrick

by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018

Bruce Lee'd

When you get to a level of highness which your no longer able to bring any words together in a sentence and you can only make the karate chop sounds that Bruce lee makes

Person 1: here mate you good?

Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah

Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate

by Yea mate September 1, 2017

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018