bread bois is an extremely hilarious YouTube channel in witch father kills son for watching Asian cartoons
person 1: are you subscribed to the bread bois?
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: unacceptable
person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: unacceptable
person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
by valcho November 9, 2020
Get the bread boismug. You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014
Get the plum breadmug. Fresh Bread- 1. New gains to be attained. 2. Warm, moist bread straight out the oven.
Usually used at the beginning of a strenuous activity.
Usually used at the beginning of a strenuous activity.
by PDizzle17 December 26, 2018
Get the Fresh Breadmug. A you tuber known for making videos without revealed faces in knight armor making comedy short 1-2 minute videos.
by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 7, 2022
Get the bread boysmug. When your penis is wet and itchy and you put powder on it to prevent the terrible swamp crotch from occuring.
Gabe: Yo Thompson, it's mad hot out here hope I don't my junk doesn't get sweaty; wouldn't want swamp crotch.
Zak: Good thing I remembered to bread the veal today to avoid that problem.
Zak: Good thing I remembered to bread the veal today to avoid that problem.
by SAR101 June 5, 2018
Get the bread the vealmug. by JizzDaddy August 25, 2021
Get the Bread watermug. by Saymyusername October 3, 2019
Get the Bread sweatsmug.