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She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE

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Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.

When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..
by Toxic trucker March 2, 2022
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nip to the braes

the promise of a very short timebound trip that inevitably becomes an event that far surpasses even paddy boot’s expectations
“its a bank holiday this weekend so i’m off to the co-op for a dozen loaves of bread… i’m gonna nip to the braes for a half on the way back

(12 hours later, wakes up in spearchuckers to the sound of guitar playing)
by templegate April 1, 2023
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Brace yoself foo'

Misunderstanding of break yourself, meaning "prepare to submit" to robbery, ass-kicking, etc.
White kid, misunderstanding Chapelle's Show, yells out "Brace yoself foo'!" and then throws a water balloon at his older sister.
by bobby_digits September 7, 2006
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Jelly Bracelets

bracelets that hide your slit wrists
cathy uses jelly bracelets to hide her slit wrists
by cRs December 30, 2004
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Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.
If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.
by brocessity August 22, 2010
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