Good boyfriend

A good boy friend would show you that he cares. And will complement you and make you blush. Also when you two are texting he will send you cute messages that give you butterflies. And when you're feeling down he will do his best to make everything right. And will tease you in a fun way. And will joke around with you. And come up with a cute bot slightly anoing nickname. Your boyfriend will do all of this if he is doing it right.

Kaitlyn: hey Jack.
Jack: hey prinsses u look beautiful to day.
Kaitlyn: (blushes) Awww thanks. (Thinks I have such a good boyfriend)

by Coda.s561 May 10, 2017

schrödinger's boyfriend

He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 May 11, 2016

The Boyfriend Chair

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends

"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

by Rosemarie ventiroso September 27, 2007

asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.

Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)

by 1977misfits May 23, 2009

occasional boyfriend

That guy you occasionally do ordinary couple things with but turn it into a full blown sexcapade. It is a level above friends with benefits, is a little more involved, but still requires some of the basic rules of engagement, such as not over sharing personal information that would lead to emotional attachment.

Gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.

I went to go eat dinner with Jack last night where he then fingered me under the table. I gave him a blow job at the movie theater. At my place we screwed like animals before retreating into cuddling position for the night. I'll be going half way across the globe tomorrow, but that's okay. He's my occasional boyfriend, not a real one.

by Wasabi9494 March 2, 2014

Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke

Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend

Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"

by L.Harris July 28, 2016

stand-in boyfriend

noun

A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.

The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in girlfriend

Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.

by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013