by Mattcmc2003 October 17, 2018
Get the Hairy booger mug."Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
by Ingledink January 19, 2012
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Get the Booger Chilly mug.Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009
Get the [Biloxi booger] mug.A booger is a green or clear (sometimes red) substance that comes out of your nose hole. A booger is made up of dust that collects in your nose. I mean come on! If you where dust I’m sure you would hop it that big juicy nose hole! Anyways usually kids or adults (IF THERE REAL FREAKY) eat there boogers. Yes is gross but some people have a condition where they can’t stop picking that hole! Sometimes if there SUPER DUPER FREAKY they dig that nose hole as if there’s treasure! 🤢
by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021
Get the Booger mug.An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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