monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009

Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.

by Seattle Evil Dave August 25, 2009

biscuit lippin

a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company

what the fuck?!? why are you ni , i mean biscuit lippin this shit, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

by jordan emery June 12, 2008

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

Thunder Biscuit

A Thunder Biscuit is a fart let out with such a force that it causes your buttcheeks to clap with a thunderous noise while simultaneously causing you to involuntarily deficate yourself releasing a sewage like gas into the air causing the surrounding area to become uninhabitable momentarily due to its longer than usual hang time.

Robert let out one of the nastiest thunder biscuits have ever smelt.

by Thunder Biscuit September 30, 2016

biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

by Alabama moonshark July 19, 2019

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019