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brown bingo stamp

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usally the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.
I couldn't help but notice Mary took two showers back to back, she probably found a brown bingo stamp.
by Herb W. December 11, 2008
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Banjo

to wreck, or destroy
He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend
by wanderer September 11, 2003
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bingo

A bingo is a guy that is your typical douche bag.

He enjoys listening to Nickelback, shopping at Buckle, and driving around in his overly customized lifted truck.

He wears brands like Affliction, Skin, Tapout, Sinful, Aqua VI, and Rock Revival.

He usually has a "douche bag beard"... the thinner the facial hair the doucheier the guy.
Wow, did you see John last night? He's a total bingo!
by 828 September 10, 2010
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Bingo

n. A derogatory term for the elderly, coming from their predilection towards playing the game Bingo.
"I can't get around this freakin' bingo and her walker!"
by Joseph Green July 13, 2007
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Banjo

Instrument of choice for bogwoppits, inbreds, and old men.
I heard the dueling banjo music when those bogwoppits came into the store.
by Jay Plucinski February 9, 2005
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bingo

1. The reason guys never find any cute girls at the nightclub.
2. The reason girls never find any cute guys at the nightclub.
3. The reason gays never find any other gays at the nightclub.
4. The reason lesbians never find any other lesbians at the nightclub.
5. The boring game that EVERYONE seems to play, consisting of a card with several numbers on. Each player listens out for the numbers. When one is spoken, they frantically search their card for it. If it is there, they place a counter on that number. If it isn't, they don't place anything. When someone's card is full, they shout BINGO! and give the card to be checked. If they are correct, they win a prize (usu. money). If they are incorrect, they set the card how it should be and send the unlucky guy/girl back.
Girl: You going to bingo tonight?
Guy: Na. I'm going to the ni...
Guy 2: YOU'RE GOING TO BINGO!? FANCY THAT, I'M GOING TOO!
Guy: Oh crud.
by SpamGamma April 17, 2010
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Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.
1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.
by Poor boy from a poor family December 14, 2003
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