boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!

"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."

by jjkhalid October 10, 2023

bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.

Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!

by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021

Bible School Crush

1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.

2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension

“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”

by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025

spring mill bible camp

Spring Mill Bible Camp is a camp in Mitchell, Indiana where you can learn more about God while spending time with your friends. It includes devotionals, singing, and GaGa ball (a game opposite of soccer). Plus other fun things including Catch the counselor, swimming with the same gender, and going to the Spring Mill State Park (We you can go visit the caves, the village, and waterfall). SMBC (for short) is a fun summer thing that is a week long and will leave you with a bunch of friends and wanting more.

Spring Mill Bible Camp is so much fun.

by Coolguythatlikesgod June 25, 2017

bible of broman

The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.

<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.

by jesssssssssssssssssssssssa February 20, 2009

Infinte bible of Brainrot

The Infinite Bible of Brainrot symbolizes the essence of Generation Z's digital culture. It's a collection of memes, jokes, and cultural references that reflect their humor and social commentary. For Gen Z, it's a sacred text and a digital playground, embodying their love for irony, absurdity, and online connection. It's a symbol of their skepticism towards traditional institutions and their preference for decentralized media. Overall, it's a reflection of Gen Z's creativity, resilience, and irreverence in the digital world.

2099 last gen Z on his death bed

Greatson: Pops! Pops! Say what you did when you were 7

Grandpa: Sonny... I was reading the Infinte bible of Brainrot and singging the masterpiece of this century skibidi toilet...
"DIES"

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

bible

a book to read to scripture of god.

(super good read)

Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom

sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead

lovie- Ahem

by anonymous November 7, 2023