turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
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Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended
Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender
by jackdewitt February 21, 2023
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