beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Boston Baked Beans

Little red candy coated peanut things that often come in a little red ceramic jar.

Oh boy, I just bought some Boston Baked Beans candies, man do I love these things!

by boohiss June 4, 2004

beans

1. that guy from even stevens that peed on the campfire, and likes bacon, and asked to go skinny dipping with mr. stevens
2. slang for dope
synonyms: cool, awesome, hot, radical, gnarly
3. super high

1. "That kid from the Even Stevens movie looks like he has down syndrome."
"Beans? Nah, he's really dope."
2. "Damn, that Megan Fox is BEANS."
3. "Shit, I got so beans last night."

by beansinthearse April 25, 2010

cool beans

sub word or better word for sweet or awesome!

Hey i juz found a dollar....COOL BEANS!!

by pLaYbOy_MiNi November 21, 2003

beans

1. that guy from even stevens that peed on the campfire, and likes bacon, and asked to go skinny dipping with mr. stevens
2. slang for dope
synonyms: cool, awesome, hot, radical, gnarly
3. super high

1. "That kid from the Even Stevens movie looks like he has down syndrome."
"Beans? Nah, he's really dope."
2. "Damn, that Megan Fox is BEANS."
3. "Shit, I got so beans last night."

by beansupagainstdatclit April 25, 2010

Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.

I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011

Mexican jumping beans

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

by Jzell September 15, 2010