Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?
John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006

by bo lojob April 23, 2003

by A. Shadows August 20, 2007

A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.
Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period?
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!
by rory318 October 4, 2005

1) twenty-something half japanese/ half american emcee for popular nu-metal band Linkin Park.
2) visual artist, guitarist and producer for such works as Reanimation.
2) visual artist, guitarist and producer for such works as Reanimation.
by Daina August 30, 2003

Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
by john March 9, 2005

famous to brantford, ontario
his name is mike, and he rides a bike. (he likes your shoes)
ohyea and he's not mentally stable...
his name is mike, and he rides a bike. (he likes your shoes)
ohyea and he's not mentally stable...
mike: "i like your shoes! :D"
freshman girl: "OMGZ mike on a bike I LURV YEW. lemme take a pictures for facebook!!!11!one!!!!
freshman girl: "OMGZ mike on a bike I LURV YEW. lemme take a pictures for facebook!!!11!one!!!!
by mikeonabike January 8, 2011
