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Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.
She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.
by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018
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Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata
I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.
by JR DB December 16, 2009
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Battered Sav

A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.
Gary gave Jill a battered sav.
by Benbow September 7, 2007
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Bated

Short term used for masterbation. Most women say its demeaning to masterbate but they secretly do it behind everyone's back quite literally.
Kristi: I saw this picture on myspace of Brad Arnold and I totally bated to it.
by munkeyman226 November 2, 2008
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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
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Detroit car battery

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.
"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"
by yessahh August 20, 2008
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botted

To be bummed in a public place...usually whilst dancing...
i got botted in blu bamboo... ah oooooo ah ooooooo
by Dani n Laura November 7, 2008
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