Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata

I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Battered Sav

A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.

Gary gave Jill a battered sav.

by Benbow September 7, 2007

Bated

Short term used for masterbation. Most women say its demeaning to masterbate but they secretly do it behind everyone's back quite literally.

Kristi: I saw this picture on myspace of Brad Arnold and I totally bated to it.

by munkeyman226 November 2, 2008

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

Detroit car battery

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

by yessahh August 20, 2008

botted

To be bummed in a public place...usually whilst dancing...

i got botted in blu bamboo... ah oooooo ah ooooooo

by Dani n Laura November 7, 2008