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Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.
That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.
by Meridianprice August 22, 2021
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Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.
Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."
by sugar pie honey bunch April 25, 2009
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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
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Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.
"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."
by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019
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bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no
I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT
by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017
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squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"
by tacobell263 October 15, 2010
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