The Batman will save lives and make love to your wives.
Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt
Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt
by Milller bobert November 03, 2018
by THR30 March 08, 2022
by 694206969 November 15, 2021
During doggystyle, make a circle with your index and thumb, put your hands in reverse with the circle over your eyes and rest of the hands resting on your face, like a Batman mask.
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
- Shit man, I did The Batman to her last night ?
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
by __batmann__ January 27, 2024
One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.
Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"
by Jonathan-Ang November 01, 2017
When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.
Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
by Guy who writes horny things May 18, 2025
On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.
by Batmanisstinky December 02, 2022