Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.

"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"

by Stagg-on July 11, 2017

Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!

You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.

by bsmores May 28, 2018

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.

Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"

by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010

the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie July 16, 2008