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Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
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weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!
You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.
by bsmores May 28, 2018
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Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010
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Yanky bastard

An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags
You yanky bastard if you say soccer again will stab ur fat cunt in you prick
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017
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Bastard Gonk

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.
by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020
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