August 11th

National Nasty Whore Day 🤠

It's august 11th...the day to let it all go and be a nasty whore 💃

by infiniity April 24, 2021

August 6th

National get fucked up and fuck someone day

Hey it’s August 6th you know what that means we’re gonna get fucked up and fuck someone

by ……….;)………. June 21, 2021

August 23

National grab ass day. The day where everyone goes out and grabs some booty

Yo it’s August 23 let’s go grab some booty

by Allstar93 August 23, 2019

August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

by Boxcar Bob October 17, 2008

4th august

4th August is the international day of legendary DJs.

Oh boy, it's 4th August! I wanna be the legendary DJ tonight!!

by Omgyoureadthiscongrats February 17, 2021

August 16th

The birthdate of someone cruel and foul mouthed, and can’t control their anger. Takes it out other people they are very bitchy calling you names and take their anger out on you and will most likely fake depression

girl: you wanker
other girl: you must be born on August 16th

by OnlyTheVCoolest January 5, 2022

august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019