When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.
Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad
by Hero19 December 24, 2011
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guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011
Get the Burritos Attack mug.When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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Get the The Tricky Attack mug.When two Midwesterners can't get past each other in a small corridor such as an aisle in the supermarket or a hallway at church.
Person 1: "Ope, can I get past you, man?"
Person 2: "Ope, excuse me"
Person 1: "Ope"
Person 2: "Ope"
Etc...
Ope attack.
Person 2: "Ope, excuse me"
Person 1: "Ope"
Person 2: "Ope"
Etc...
Ope attack.
by Gthumb December 31, 2018
Get the Ope Attack mug.When you suddenly get extremely excited about something and you can't seem to calm down. It's almost like a panic attack but you're just really, really excited.
by Jed.I.Knight June 13, 2018
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