When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
Get the Chapped assholemug. The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
Get the fish's assholemug. Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.
The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.
by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009
Get the Helpful Assholemug. by RealWordedW February 8, 2021
Get the Niggered in the assholemug. Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!
on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes
by flathead saunders November 20, 2010
Get the anchors and assholesmug. by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
Get the Vocal Assholemug. The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
Get the Asshole Origamimug.