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Ass-essment

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass
While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.
by sillyboi February 27, 2019
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ass virgin

One who has virginity of the ass. Not been desecrated with a penis or object in the ass.
No Gary, I'm not ashamed to be an ass virgin.
by j/Gary Dighton March 12, 2003
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ass athlete

A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.
That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.
by assymouth May 17, 2008
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half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality
This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job
by GDOGG November 1, 2003
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whole-ass

n. 1. a task that is performed thoroughly. 2. total commitment 3. anything that is done completely from start to finish.
adj. 1. a well executed task. 2. a job well done.
v. 1. to commit one's self to seeing a task through. 2. to perform a task thoroughly.
(original usage credited to Dr.Quirk)
Nickarossi: "We're doing this all wrong."
Joss: "Whatever do you mean?"
Nickarossi: "Well, we've been half-assing this relationship for weeks now, when what we should be having is a full on, booth cheeks, whole-ass relationship!"
Joss: "So...you wanna have sex."
Nickarossi: "That's not what I said...but, okay!
by Nickarossi July 16, 2007
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Throwing That Ass

Grindin, ridin or getting plowed by some mean dick. Generally used in reference to doggy or reverse cowgirl positions. Could also be viewed as: twerking while being penetrated by a penis either anal or vaginal.
Damn bro, she really knew how to throw that ass!

Girl: Did you cum already?
Boy: yeaaahhh
Girl: 😑
Boy: Well i didn't expect you to be throwing that ass so good!
by SteamMachine1000 June 17, 2015
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Front Ass

When one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two asses - a fully functional rear ass as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal ass.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.
"Jabba's getting rather large That's quite the front ass that she's packing. Although I must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear ass."

"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."
by snagit December 3, 2009
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