What asked 

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

What asked by JVATYT February 7, 2022

The person who asked. 

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.

Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

The person who asked. by TheGuyThatAskedIG February 22, 2023

I don’t remember asking 

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

I don’t remember asking by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

who asked? 

its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"

hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.

who asked? by GrassyShitStain July 3, 2021

No one asked me 

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

No one asked me by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

askers

they're extinct

WHERE ARE THE ASKERS

askers by sagehillxx February 8, 2021

Asking nicely 

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.

He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.

Asking nicely by O_O ****** March 8, 2010