snake in a tux

A lovable oaf that often turns straight men gay. Simply put, he is a sexy man beast.

Snake made me gay. Very very gay.

by Snake made me gay August 25, 2005

snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.

Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"

by Iplegend April 12, 2008

Snake oil

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)

That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2007

brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009

cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 30, 2018

Breeds Snakes

Someone who breeds snakes

Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!

by +Crucial Monster Crew+ April 02, 2008

Solid Snake

The man who faces his daily challenges (such as a Hind D or a Tank) with a pistol. Famous for using a cardboard as a shield against tranquilizer guns and luring his enemies by placing the Japanese version of Playboy at random places.

GENOM-SOLDIER: "Huh? What was that noise?"
Solid Snake: *CQC*

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Snake? SNAKE!!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!????

by SorrowMantis July 16, 2011