Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 28, 2009
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Jew-Pol

A person of Polish and Jewish descent. Usually the type who are very proud of being Polish.
Sam Stein, whose father came straight from a small village a couple of miles out of Warsaw, is a genuine Jew-Pol.
by B-ennett November 28, 2006
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Jew-dollar

A term used when describing the cost of an overpriced item in order to accentuate the greediness of corporate America.
Since when does it cost 14 damn jew-dollars for a movie ticket!?
by Poe's mom February 23, 2011
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Fair Jews

the same as saying fair does, but tends to be used infront of a jew
simply used as a minor annoyance
Sam: I cant make it to town today

Gotta go to the synagogue with my family
Josh: Fair Jews
Sam: OI
by Joshinho January 08, 2010
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Jew Flu

Initially known as "swine flu."

The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."

Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.
by brotherbear May 01, 2009
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jew bat

a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter
by deshante kang August 07, 2008
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rich jews

Hmmmm rich jews.

Well, let's just say 99.99% of the Jews that live in metro areas in the US. not including recently immigrated Russian jews. without the Russian Jews, Jews on average would be loaded. which they already are, including Russian jews. so whatever.

Basically, most Jews are rich. so yeah. if you live in a city in the US and you're jewish odds are you are rich and vice versa.
Asians will be the rich jews of the next generation because of the overall work ethic.

....but yeah, these are just stereotypes i gues. even tho they're kinda true
by cc-er for lyfe living it up yo January 04, 2008
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