Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.
by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021
Get the The Antmug. When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.
by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 23, 2010
Get the Fantom Antsmug. Ants are kind creatures planning to overthrow the government. They aren't very cool, hip, or good-looking. But their hearts are in the right places, (for now). Generally, the ants don't hate humans, just humans in power. We don't know their current plans or if they are armed, but multiple governors, mayors, and prime ministers have reported ant infestations in their houses. Coinkidink? I think not.
by 👍🏻happy April 7, 2023
Get the Antmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Even Numbers Has Ante, Post, Middle Meridian<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Joe mamom April 7, 2022
Get the Antmug. 
Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."
"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
Get the Antmug.