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Andre

I want to find an Andre that will go to town on my butt
by Asseater4lyfe December 8, 2016
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Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023
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Andres

The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
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Andre lubawin

A cute boi, who knows his memes, a good companion
"Yo man, you are real chill, a real Andre lubawin"
by Koreshitekeru February 21, 2017
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Andre

Solar bear, it's like a wearwolf but thrives in the sun and is allergic to the moon.
Anyone: Hey look at the moon.
Andre: Zzzzzzz
by Mr_Fact February 13, 2024
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Jocelyn and andre

When these two are together take note beacuse these two are every cool they well make you smile cheer you up comfort you make you feel special andre and jocelyn are the best in the world.
*group of friend talking about Jocelyn and andre*
New kid: "yo who andre and Jocelyn

Kid 1:"WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE"
kid 2: "there like the coolest kids in the world"
New kid: "well there not cool to me"
*Group of kids beat the living shit out of him*
by Dax the hump god June 9, 2018
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