A Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS!
Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm....
Person B: Aaron Rodgers.
Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
Person B: Aaron Rodgers.
Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
by Powerfhgj December 24, 2010
An Alcoholic beverage made of 1/3rd Rum (coconut) and 2/3rd's Root Beer.
Named such because like many of the roles Aaron Eckhart plays, it seems like a nice drink but fucks you up later. Just like Aaron Eckhart often plays a role where he seems like a nice guy, but fucks you up later.
Named such because like many of the roles Aaron Eckhart plays, it seems like a nice drink but fucks you up later. Just like Aaron Eckhart often plays a role where he seems like a nice guy, but fucks you up later.
"I'm going to have myself a strong Aaron Eckhart"
"I Shouldn't have had that last Aaron Eckhart last night. I did not expect the results."
"Man, that Aaron Eckhart was just like Two-Face. Two-faced."
"I Shouldn't have had that last Aaron Eckhart last night. I did not expect the results."
"Man, that Aaron Eckhart was just like Two-Face. Two-faced."
by Zacq September 14, 2008
consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn October 10, 2008
by somepersonthathatesgirls March 25, 2011
A god football player with the strength of 40 albino gorillas and can hit so hard he kills kids on the feild
by Fatdick29 October 28, 2017
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