A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."
by Positive Control October 30, 2021

by Jbrizzlefoshizzle April 28, 2023

by Ignhggcvgtf February 19, 2018

by tke2020 April 15, 2021

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

by djchango October 1, 2009

by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017
