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cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 9, 2003
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Turkey tits

by Squally police February 20, 2015
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Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak January 2, 2012
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Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
by Togwog March 31, 2019
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Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."
by sbcharree February 25, 2009
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Turkey Bowl

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.
by John Sandusci November 12, 2019
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Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."
by TeaOwe January 13, 2009
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