Someone primarily from small towns in wisconsin who tell exaggerated stories. Very previllant during hunting season, specifically September to January. These stories are regarding hunting and it is important to exaggerate all details of your story to make it more dramatic. Pausing for effect is definately allowed. Important to use words like the largest buck on earth. Or the fastest buck I've seen. Also, can be used as a verb to describe these men in all aspects of life.
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
by legit2014 September 13, 2018
Get the Buck storiesmug. A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar storymug. Animated stories are said to be real. It's unkown if it is fake or real. But using my brain and research online. IT IS FAKE. It's clickbait and really far fetched stories that are fun to react to and make fun of. DONT SEND YOUR PERSONAL STORIES THEY MIGHT TAKE UR INFO THEY MIGHT ALSO NOT ANIMATE IT.
Regan: have you heard of these animated stories
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know
by stupid10yearold November 24, 2020
Get the animated storiesmug. Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016
Get the Viper Storymug. Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.
by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018
Get the keel storymug. A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
by Seataiii November 5, 2023
Get the Reddit storymug. A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck storymug.