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sloppy dallas

when your girl gives you a blowjob but she packs a fat lip before hand
jane: hey babe, i wanna try something in bed tonight

bob: what is it jane?

jane: its called a sloppy dallas

bob: sure jane we can try it
by poopy butt man October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

When a man or woman gives a blowjob with a dip in their mouth.
by VaultZer0 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob, preferably given by a southern man that owns at least 1 John Deere 100 Series Lawn Tractor. which is given with a mouth full of dip.
Last night this man on Omegle wanted to give me a Sloppy Dallas
by SentByeSNIPPINGSOUP October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

Oral sex where the person giving head has a mouth full of dip.
McNasty: "Have you seen the guacamole?"
TheDoo: "I used it to give Blarg a sloppy dallas!"
by TrinityFour October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When you receive a blowjob from a girl with a mouth full of dip.
Yo, Doobrah was a total freak last night, she gave me a good ole sloppy Dallas with some Copenhagen
by SupremePasty October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where a women sucks a mans dick while packing a fat lip
Yeah good ol Betsy gave a Sloppy Dallas behind the bar yesterday
by Neglected_chink October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip
Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?
by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020
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