Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat May 13, 2005

pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.

Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(

by _sean December 7, 2006

poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)

"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."

by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006

Poone Houndering

The act of being a manwhore (i.e. slut, harlot)
Poone Houndery- 1. When you really want some pussy.
2. A term involving any act of vulgarity.

Poone Hounded (past tense)- An acting of vulgarity/houndering that has already happened.

1. You just got poone houndered in x-box son!

2. I just poone houndered your mom!

3. I'm all about that poone houndering.

by Lawrence A December 8, 2010

Goat poon

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016

Poon-Toggle

The act of slapping your hand back and forth between someones legs, in the same act as flipping a light switch on and off repeatedly. The closer you are to their crotch the better the maneuver. Must be performed with guile otherwise it'll leave you questioning your sexuality.

I poon-toggled Dave while he was distracted by a pair of voluptuous breasts!

by The Togglers May 25, 2011

Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.

"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."

by dudeboyman February 26, 2010