Jans

A hilarious ship between a submissive female that digs being abused and a dominating lazy skeleton.

Oh that girl is in such a Jans relation!

by Lazy Sans May 9, 2017

jan

my pegging partner :drool:

"wow i really want to get pegged by jan!"

by blyke January 25, 2022

Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."

Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.

by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022

Jan & Jul

A small, women owned business with the BEST rain or shine gear for kids and adults! Raining outside? Sun beating down? We got you 😉

Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!

Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!

by Jan&Jul November 24, 2021

Jan

If you'r Jan you have to end NNN because you'r real friend and Ondra wanna win.

Jane chci puk díky love ya

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jan

Jan stands for Their King. It derives from the traditional Brazilian cultural saying: “Rei Delas”.

A Jan is a highly intellectual and sexy man who is of many talents. A man who’s main virtue is patience. Patience to deal with other people’s bullshit. Often of athletic figure and the endurance of a red bull in the bedroom.

Wow have you seen this fine distinguished gentleman? He looks like such a Jan!

by WilhemShakenspeare November 24, 2021