ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

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Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.

Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

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double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

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Cancer move

A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe

Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...

Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves

Person2: lol, what kind

Person1:juju

by Trynottocancerme February 5, 2017

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