Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"

Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by ur MOM!OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! March 4, 2015

Your Mom Sequence

(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.

A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*

by douche bag February 4, 2005

Your mom Is fat

It's a derivative of the "Your mom" insult. The function varies slightly from the original insult as it specifies the condition the so-called "mom" is in.

Rob: Your mom Is fat.
8yo kid: *cross*

by anonymous November 12, 2020

your mom on a stick

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....

me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!

by joe/ jake wismann January 29, 2008

your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

your mom

a word that answers any question

sam: what did you eat for lunch today

me: your mom

by bob sagettttttt October 6, 2009

your mom

talks about ur mom ,
comebacks.

your mom was in my bed XD

by stephhh. January 18, 2008