It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025