New York Yankees

The best and most recognizable sports franchise ever created throughout the world. With 27 world championships, the Yankees have the most championship wins and playoff appearances not only in Major League Baseball, but in the entire world. The Yankees have had the greatest baseball players to ever step foot on this planet play for them. The Yankees rival is the Boston Red Sox. Red Sox fans are known to bitch and whine about how much money the Yankees have and how some players have used steroids. Their money is earned from being solid throughout the years, not because the Yankees are corporate bastards who have millions of dollars to blow. Apparently, Red Sox fans are fucking blind to the Yankees' past and think that one loss will make a team suck. In short, the Yankees are the best organization of professional sports players ever assembled who shit on pitiful Red Sox fans that are blind and can't see success.

Red Sox Fan - "NEW YORK YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX FUCKING OWN, WOOOOO!"

Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."

by PrecisionBassPaul October 13, 2010

yankee candle

Anything flaming and homoish.

Dude..Elton John is so yankee candle.

by Fry August 7, 2004

The Yankee Hang

In a moving vehicle one must drop their pants and roll down the window. Once there, stick their ass out the window and push their dick far in between your legs (as if they had a mangina), and let it all hang out the window for a minimum of thirty seconds.

When we got to a busier portion of the road, Preston dropped his trousers and perfectly executed The Yankee Hang for a record breaking three minutes.

by Mogob Knuckle-Dragger December 16, 2009

yanker

one of the many names for a penis.

Dude, he had one huge yanker

by candiekissez October 7, 2004

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.

"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

by thehipgoddess September 16, 2007

yankee rose

when an uncircumsized male uses his thumb and forefinger to pull up the foreskin around his penis making it look like a rose.

My friend showed his girlfriend his Yankee Rose before sex and she freaked out!

by L-Town September 7, 2006

new york yankees

a good team even though i love the red sox i've learned that yes the yankees are a good team but like i said i love the red sox

red sox rule but the new york yankees are pretty good

by GRant gosselin January 15, 2008