writaban

swag dude ,wants to slap me

kinda scared of him
synonyms - pp

zamn writaban's pp kinda hard

by owowowoow March 17, 2022

writed

this isn't a fucking word.

"I writed it down." - someone who's first language isn't English

by failure0 July 8, 2022

Writer's Eureka

A phrase used to describe the sudden flood of ideas and inspiration to write, either a backstory, a story, or some other action of making literature. Can be a short flood or long term, depends of what you're writing.

"I know I have to do the dishes but I have writers eureka and I need to put all my ideas down."

"I don't have time, this writer's eureka doesn't last all day!"
"Jenna hasn't come out of her room, you think she has writer's eureka?"

by BRASH!! July 12, 2022

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

written by you

its who the urban dictionary was written by

Guy 1 "did you know that the urban dictionary was written by you?" Guy 2 "No that's so cool."

by Shrek Master 6969 August 17, 2022

Writing Rage

Similar to road rage but is experienced after a long duration of writing, whether that be handwritten or typed. It is most prominent past the hours of 10 pm on an assignment due at 11:59.

Innocent person: hows the writing going brotato chip

Writer: alexa play murder on my mind by YNW Melly

Innocent person: damn bro calm down with the Writing Rage

by Trumpsucks2018 August 31, 2022

Writing

Do you have creative writing experience?

Iam “Pfft! Read this.”

Hym “What? Why?”

Iam “Just... just read it.”

Hym “Ok... ‘Do you have writing ex...’ 😑.... I’M A GODDAMN ARCHETYPAL FIGURE! There are songs about me! Movies! Series! I’ve been cited by the world’s most profound intellectuals! Not that I can use any of this to answer the goddamn question. Jesus!”

Iam *snickers* “Yeah, apparently that’s a thing people talk about.”

Hym “A lot of good that does us! Ugh 😩 I can’t stand this!”

Iam *sighs* “Yeah... Me neither...” 😔

by Hym Iam September 20, 2022