winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

John Winter

An Idiot

What a John Winter
He's such a fuckign idiot

by Gay Joseph June 25, 2023

Red Winter

When you cum inside a girl that is on her period then eat her out.

Hey girl, you ready for this red winter tonight?

by ChaosAC24 November 16, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Star x winter

A very romantic couple, they're so cute together ^-^

Omg star x winter so adorable

by Gothic puppets April 13, 2021

Winter-Games Effect

The Winter-Games Effect is a phenomenon when someone is stuck on a puzzle that cannot be solved within a 24 time span. This effect is increased when a group of people are incapable of finding a solution, despite receiving cryptic clues and and an abundance of teasing from the creator of the puzzle.

The Winter-Games Effect destroys the mental state of the individuals attempting to solve the puzzle.

Indigo one is giving me the Winter-Games effect, I've been trying to solve it for 2 days now and i can't seem to find the answer..

by LazyWers December 4, 2018

Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021