tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative

Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.

by Sleezytydye January 16, 2025

Wine

A sacred gift from God Himself. It comes on a variety of flavors and sweetnesses. It's usually made from grapes, but can be made with other fruits like raspberries, strawberries, cherries, apples, peaches, pears, ect. There's even wines made from a vegetable called rhubarb. Many wineries mix/match fruits to make the perfect flavors, and many have seasonal flavors for different holidays.

Man, St. Julian's has a really good red wine that's super cheap and easy to get drunk off of. One bottle of my favorite wine, and I'm fucked up.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Wine Vine

Grapes used to make wine

We just passed some wine vines near the road. There must be a winery near by.

by whatevaforeva July 26, 2014

Wine worried

Worrying about anything after having any amount of wine.

Maybe I’m just wine worried about my relationship.

by Bird_0125 July 15, 2018

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021

Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 14, 2022