Wow, I got Windows longhowwwwn beta 10093762.92736.4718962 M5 build!!!!! I'll go watch the Matwwwwwix again!!!
by Dubya May 31, 2003
Get the windowsmug. (Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage
by JORDYTHESEXYBEAST696969696969 January 13, 2009
Get the Windows Vistamug. by redandsymmetry February 22, 2017
Get the window shoppingmug. A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product".
It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
by CRS BLKvol December 13, 2008
Get the Windows Vistamug. Windows XP is like any other Microsoft program. You get to share your opnion on how things should work and get to send a report every time things go bad.
and they gather all that info, put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't get at home.
and they gather all that info, put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't get at home.
by vermin March 20, 2004
Get the Windows XPmug. We
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System
so now new PC buyers are forced to use our
Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine
operating system.
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System
so now new PC buyers are forced to use our
Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine
operating system.
by sqoc December 28, 2008
Get the Windows Vistamug. A small hole in a pair of jeans that would reveal a portion a person's behind if they happen to be wearing a thong or possibly less.
by Dean Stansbury as inspired by Jen Jud May 10, 2006
Get the ass windowmug.