I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

The whole sardine

Means everything or whole. Also means all, everything.

How many bits of toast do you want?
The whole sardine

by Pipsta_2001 December 18, 2018

go whole hog

do something completely or thoroughly.

"George decided to go whole hog and join the Total Abstinence Society"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

The Whole Shabang

Everything that is or isn't mentioned about a topic.

Scampton The GREAT:

YOU CALL YOURSELF HEROES?
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS!!

big CLOWNS!
WITH Big HATS!
THE WHOLE SHABANG!!

by Doctor? April 19, 2024

Swallowing the whole tiddy

When Kirby eats a watermelon he/she is „swallowing the whole tiddy“

Yo man yesterday i was swallowing the whole tiddy

Wtf man dont say that its weird

by Dnow Fpvmx June 26, 2020

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023