minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.

Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass

by DOOKIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO March 1, 2023

classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.

Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.

by Melody Cool May 13, 2023

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

Sad Violin

Running a knife across your left wrist like your playing a song on the violin

Go play the sad violin you emo

by TonyQuarkProPlanckboarder December 3, 2023

Ghetto vikings

A failed wannabe cult 'nightclub' lead by a known abuser.

"Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"

by BristolBadger May 31, 2024

Water Vikings of Club Penguin

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur

“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”

by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 26, 2025