vegan

getting asked where you get your protein like 12 times a day

"If you don't know the difference between vegan's and vegetarian's, a vegan is way more annoying." -

"Shut-up, I don't need meat!" - P. Lawson

by supadupa453098 April 3, 2019

vegan Nazis

A member of PETA.

Vegan Nazis are usually jackasses.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.

Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.

by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007

Vegan extremist

Someone who’s mentally underdeveloped and is extremely vegan and forces/guilt trips others into becoming vegan through fake/exaggerated news and/or propaganda. Also is against fishing/hunting for your own meat despite being highly sustainable

Aka PETA

“These vegan extremists keep calling me a heartless murderer on my Instagram post of the fish I caught”

“Don’t worry about them, mate, they aren’t all there in the head, what you did isn’t a bad thing”

by William_milkshakespere March 20, 2020

Vegan Bastard

A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.

Vegan Bastard: If the human race was all like me, I wouldnt be here to tell you why im a bastard

by Bite em June 2, 2008

r/vegan

Literally r/athiesm, but it's about vegan.

r/vegan user: I was socially exiled after spending hours telling everyone whos not vegan(literally hitlers!!!) I'm a vegan
Rationale user: Good.

by s8023js0339s November 30, 2021

Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.

Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!

by Soccerology 101 June 19, 2018