Clan/house/family Van-Derveld, a cadre of evil-doing werewolves. Use the darkside of the Force. Rumoured (I stress the rumour part of this) to be inbred.
by tehwofl October 03, 2003
When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.
Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010
by systemking July 28, 2017
a person is stupid, and acts in a way that is stupid. Is a retired chicken but has the hair of a greek goddess. Hates showers, cause the stop gets in their eyes. Has the best friends, and has got the girl of his dreams. Even though he is stupid, none the less he is a van
by Blue Skylur November 16, 2018
an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.
by St. Joe November 11, 2003
Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.
by Dennis Miller February 16, 2005
Making out in your moms Odyssey with a chick who says she's down but is not actually so you try and get denied.
by Sergizzle Koala Ryan Explains Containment Gina June 10, 2006