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Valentine

a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice
person one: "yo, is that valentine?"
person two: "yeah! i want her so bad"
by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023
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Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
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Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
by un k n o w n January 30, 2022
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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Valentine

Valentine is a name that exists even if Valentin get all the attention.

So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.
Valentine don't necessarily need a Valentin.
by AValentineWithA-E November 22, 2021
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Valentine

A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.
When I met Valentine she was so beautiful that I fell in love right away!
by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021
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