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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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tammy barbara valentine

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
by silly rabbit July 7, 2021
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Valentine

a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice
person one: "yo, is that valentine?"
person two: "yeah! i want her so bad"
by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023
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valentines day

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
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Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest
by Shmeels February 8, 2022
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Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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